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A New Title Called "Path of Warframe" Is Emerged From The Darkness On April 1st


Path of Exile is holding an April Fool's event today while some players subjectively presumed it was going to be a Game-coming-to-mobile-devices prankish news broadcast before. However, it turns out to be a different-genres-blended-together joking fest. 

 It all started with the imaginary game expansion called "Path of Warframe: The Quest for the average neck" - which according to the news anchor "Rebekah" Bex, is one of all expansions from a first-person top-down Action RPG hack-n-shooter genre. Not only sounds the goofy name hilarious and quite intriguing, but it also rolls in the aisles when Bex explains in a funny way.

 What is this so-called "merged-from-two-games-from-different-genres crossover" for? what is the content this expansion showing up for? Bex explained that the game has a complex gameplay mechanic that doesn't nothing but reward the players with loots, items, treasure, currency(like POE Orbs), and microtransactions. And the expansion is to seek an average neck - not too high, not too short by playing either Path of Exile's Templar or Warframe's Atlas. 

 Although it sounds perfectly natural and a bit of dull to you when I paraphrase the statement that way, I assure the original content of news was quite a hoot and you probably couldn't resist and be reluctant to hear any words from a brain-damaged retard or a fully drunk hummingbird. 

 The microtransactions in Path of Warframe is another eye-catching spoofing show. The exclusive microtransactions include Itchy Necklace, the Allergy Inducing Scarf, Oozing Rash, Goiter, Hickie, Shoulder Hair Vegan Neck Tattoo and a Plunging V-neck. And the Neckbeard Cosmetic as the endgame rewards for ultimate players. You can see the relevance among these items without any finger-pointing. 

 So another feature in this crossover game is that somehow they managed to feed both community directors from two games, Rebb and Bex, into an AI. And forge a new one named REBBBEX. What this new REBBBEX does as a community moderator for an imaginary game is to post gifs on your live streams, introduce new content, destroy Twitter and kill all humans.

 Here is a scratch biography record for this new game "Path of Warframe" and its expansion "The quest for the average neck".

  • Game Name: Path of Warframe
  • Platforms: Path of Warframe Launcher
  • Next Expansion Release Date: 902010
  • Game Developing Sources: Path of Exile & Warframe
  • Current Expansion: The quest for the average neck
  • Profit Pattern: Free-to-Play but manage to steal all of your wallets
  • Gameplay: as the following pic shows


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